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Posted by Zamir Etzioni on June 14, 2016

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Is ISIS Gay ?

Posted by Zamir Etzioni on June 14, 2016

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Reports from credible sources today indicate that Omar Mareen was apparently a pre-surgery transexual who had been scorned by the gay man he claimed to “worshp”,
a regular at the gay bar in Orlando that was his hangout.
Further investigation revealed, that daesh, isis, is known among muslim terrorists as a Gay men’s club of terrorists.
Mohammed Hassan, a spokesman for daesh, aka,
Isis, said “Most people think our members are pedophiles, which most are, but we have a preference for little boys”
Terror experts say “This is well known in muslim countries, that’s why daesh is growing so fast.
Al Qada, hezbollah (party of sodomites) are considered pedophiles that will molest children of eithet sex. Daesh is proud of their gay orientation.
The murder of all the unarmed club goers in Orlando was to tell the world ‘allah hath no fury like a scorned isis homosexual.”

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Stick A Fork In Him Trump Is Done

Posted by Zamir Etzioni on June 9, 2016

Rep. Elizabeth Warren put the nails in Trump’s rather strange run at the Presidency today.
Although the Republican Party has been spanking Trump for over a week because of his blatant racist attacks on the highly regarded conservative appointed Federal Judge hearing evidence of Trump’s fraudulent behavior in the trump university  scheme.
As Elizabeth Warren said “Trump is a thin skinned racist bully who only achieved one thing in his life, he inherited money and allowed it to be increased.”
Interestingly, Secretary Clinton called him out, mentioning his racism and saying “He is tempermentally unfit to be President.”
Trump has been silent and hasn’t responded to these characterizations.
Could this be the end of the “Orange Crusader”?

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Donald Trump Broke! “Reich” Priebus: The Rules Don’t apply to Trump

Posted by Zamir Etzioni on May 13, 2016

Sources close to the “Spray Tan Man” say that its obvious why he suddenly came, begging bowl in hand, to kiss the hem of Paul Ryan’s robe.
“He’s flat broke. He really needs this job. It would be hard to run as the guy who splurged his inheritance, which would be the result if he released his returns.”

Reinhold Richard “Reich” Priebus,  RNC Leader, tells CNN that trump doesn’t need to release his taxes.
Interestingly enough, Priebus said this morning that he doesn’t know anything about taxes or audits, so “trump should just make up his own rules.”
Priebus said, “That’s what the voters want.”
How convenient!

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Trump: Hitler Has Gotten a Bum Rap from History

Posted by Zamir Etzioni on May 12, 2016

By Michael Egan, March 18, 2016

“My man Adolf Hitler often punched his opponents in the face, and he made Germany great again! What’s not to like?

NYC — A flushed and defiant Donald Trump announced at a rally today that “damn right” he was just like Adolf Hitler, noting proudly: “Only more so, Buster, only more so!”

Thrilled supporters immediately began punching the faces of anyone not wearing a “Make America White Again” T-shirt.

The KKK announced a pro-Hitler rally, and Fox News said that it was developing an updated “fair and balanced” look at the Fuhrer’s “tragic life.” Narrated by soft-porn model Megyn Kelly, so Ted Nugentand his friends will watch, Fox’s docubio will be called “Hitler: Where Did America Go Wrong?”

At the rally Trump said he was reacting to charges that his aggressive language, together with the violent behavior of his followers, resembled Hitler and hisBrownshirts.

But to everyone’s surprise, including his supporters, Trump proudly refused to deny it.

“Of course we totally admire Der Fuhrer,” he said, expressing what his followers really feel. “Thanks to that fat pig Ivana, my former spouse, everyone knows I keep a copy of his speeches next to my bed.”

He added softly: “In my dreams I am always Hitler.”

The crowd at the rally again cheered loudly and a several black women were assaulted. They were later charged with “Resisting Trump” and thrown in jail, where they committed suicide.

Mein Trumpf went on to say that in his opinion the former Fuhrer had “absolutely gotten a bum rap from history, apparently written by some guy called Victor. It’s totally disgusting.”

“However,” he added, “Germany’s greatest and most successful leader deserves better. He was definitely on the right track.

“In one quick go, he got rid of all the country’s Commies, homos, liberals, trade unionists, uppity bimbos, journalists, liberal college professors, judges, opposition politicians, the Reichstag, Muslims, maybe a few over-rich self-hating Jews, and drug-crazed Mexican rapists — although I assume some were good people.

“But bottom line, folks, today are there no Mexicans in Deutschland!”

America’s Fuhrer-in-waiting noted that of course there were also important differences between him and “my hero, Adolf.”

“For one thing,” he pointed out, “I’m taller and blonder and have bigger hands. Also, Der Fuhrer unfortunately never had access to nuclear weapons. Imagine if he had!”

As the crowd again went wild, Trump added: “So let me just assure you, my friends, and also our Reich’s enemies, that this time it’s No More Mr Nice Guy!”

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