Sources close to the “Spray Tan Man” say that its obvious why he suddenly came, begging bowl in hand, to kiss the hem of Paul Ryan’s robe.
“He’s flat broke. He really needs this job. It would be hard to run as the guy who splurged his inheritance, which would be the result if he released his returns.”
Reinhold Richard “Reich” Priebus, RNC Leader, tells CNN that trump doesn’t need to release his taxes.
Interestingly enough, Priebus said this morning that he doesn’t know anything about taxes or audits, so “trump should just make up his own rules.”
Priebus said, “That’s what the voters want.”